Thank you, Thank you. I am here all week, tip your waitress

There’s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says

‘You man the guns, I’ll drive’ 

 

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge." 

 

Guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under arm. Says to the bartender: "I’ll take a beer, and one for the road."