I know the day is coming, and I dread it.
My mailbox will have my latest copy of Firearm news in it,
on the cover will be a tated out model "tough guy",
dressed in whatever the latest rage in tactical wear is now.
In his hands, will be the worse abomination seen by man.
It will be a 416 Rigby double rifle,
But, with a AR buffer tube fitted,
and a Tactical DuoStock M-4 buttstock,
a full length Rail will replace the rear tri-sight and ivory bead,
and a combo red dot/night scope/thermal will be perched on it
the forend will be metal,
with those picture hanging holes in it,
and all metal will be hydro dipped,,,,,..
In the black and white "Skull" pattern.
The English bridle sling, will be replaced with a white paracord one,
and instead of a fitted leather case,
it will come in a Koplin Plastic box,
and the reviewer in the article,
will lament the fact,
that it lacks threaded barrels!
That will be the day, I burn all my belongings,
and enter a monastery on some high peak in the Alps,
shunning the materiel, decayed world,