Thursday, January 5, 2023

The day I will renouce firearms, Forever

I know the day is coming, and I dread it. 

My mailbox will have my latest copy of Firearm news in it,

Goodbye Shotgun News, hello Firearms News ::

 on the cover will be a tated out model "tough guy", 

Hitman, the Tough Guy Male Character Latex Face Mask - Zagone Studios, LLC

dressed in whatever the latest rage in tactical wear is now.

 In his hands, will be the worse abomination seen by man. 

 It will be a 416 Rigby double rifle, 

 The Rising Bite Double Rifle - John Rigby & Co.

But, with a AR buffer tube fitted, 

and a Tactical DuoStock M-4 buttstock, 

a full length Rail will replace the rear tri-sight and ivory bead, 

and a combo red dot/night scope/thermal will be perched on it  

SKS 3-9x42 illuminated Scope w/Red Dot Sight ,Mount, LED Flash Light ...

the forend will be metal, 

with those picture hanging holes in it, 

and all metal will be hydro dipped,,,,,..

In the black and white "Skull" pattern. 

Seamless Skull Wallpaper Background Stock Illustration - Download Image ...

The English bridle sling, will be replaced with a white paracord one,

 and instead of a fitted leather case, 

it will come in a Koplin Plastic box,

NEW Max-Guard Cyclone Hard Plastic Double Rifle Case - Firearm Storage ...

 and the reviewer in the article, 

will lament the fact, 

that it lacks threaded barrels!

That will be the day, I burn all my belongings,

 and enter a monastery on some high peak in the Alps,

 shunning the materiel, decayed world,