Sunday, May 9, 2010

Monday rolled around again, I guess it's better than the alternative!

Here we are again, Half way to Christmas.
Hope your weekend was spent shooting something and
you bought your Mom some nice flowers.
She deserves it, after raising a kid like you!
( look, now I'm projecting,
guess it's time to go back on the couch)

Take a minute, have a laugh.

Mexican Oysters

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico.

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'

The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'

The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order..'

The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor. 
Sometimes the bull wins..

 Is that a great picture or what?
I now have a fetish for mini M-4's 
Sam took the pic
X-Caliber Tactical built the gun.
Getting the battery that would fit in that tiny forearm was a huge pain, 
but somehow they did it. 
Review to come.

This would be cool with 6mm plastics and 
fashion the bottom of it so it could be rail mounted.


Another old one, but it always makes me chuckle

 Qantas Airlines
       Just in case you need a laugh:
       Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high
school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those who fly routinely in their
       After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe
sheet,' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The
mechanics corrects the problems, document their repairs on the form, and
then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.
       Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here
are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots (marked with
a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.
       By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever,
had an accident, or so they say.

       P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
       S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
       P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
       S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
       P: Something loose in cockpit.
       S: Something tightened in cockpit.
       P: Dead bugs on windshield.
       S: Live bugs on back-order.
       P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-feet-per-minute
       S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
       P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
       S: Evidence removed.
       P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
       S: DME volume set to more believable level..
       P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick..
       S: That's what friction locks are for.
       P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
       S: IFF is always inoperative in OFF mode.
       P: Suspected crack in windshield.
       S: Suspect you're right.
       P: Number 3 engine missing.
       S: Engine found on right wing after brief search..
       P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
       S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.
       P: Target radar hums.
       S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
       P: Mouse in cockpit.
       S: Cat installed.
       And the best one for last
       P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget
pounding on something with a hammer.
       S: Took hammer away from the midget.



See you tomorrow
Stay Thirsty my Friends.

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