It's Monday, you know what that means,

 If "Bamby" the clown was a little late for the party, here's why.

It means another glorious week of fun, sun and AIRSOFT!

Don't you hate cheerful people, especially on Monday?

Time for a laugh, God, I could use one,

When you are down in the  dumps  and  think you have real problems,   just    remember:
SOMEWHERE    IN THIS WORLD,
THERE  IS A  POOR GUY  NAMED MR.     PELOSI...

For you that are married ( I am sorry), here's one for you,

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Technical Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, 

such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and Football 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,

_______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________



Reply

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, 

 Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewelery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause 

 Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 

(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

Don't we all wish this was true 

Have a great week, I hope all your shots fly straight, you don't have any AD's and you run out of gas in your GBB right after you drop the last man in that massed charge.

See you tomorrow.