Man, Holidays are tough when you get older. Makes all the days in the week screwed up!
And you can't number a list to save you life.
I stopped by the Toyota Dealership yesterday for a look at the new Tacoma .
Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.
I wanted to sense that new "feel"
The salesman (wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat
describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.
The seats were of particular interest.
He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and
directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
Feeling like messing with his mind,
I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.
Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.
I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, The seats would blow smoke up
your ass year-round.
I had to walk back to the dealership...
Damn guy had no sense of humor .
Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.
I wanted to sense that new "feel"
The salesman (wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat
describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.
The seats were of particular interest.
He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and
directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
Feeling like messing with his mind,
I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.
Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.
I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, The seats would blow smoke up
your ass year-round.
I had to walk back to the dealership...
Damn guy had no sense of humor .
See, sometimes I don't wear Tacticool clothes!
Seeing as how Tuesdays is really like Monday this week, I guess I really wasn't too late.
My Response to the guy who told me I can't write my way out of a paper bag,
See you tomorrow,
Until then,
Stay Thirsty my Friends.
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