You Know your too old for airsoft when......

I saw a post about this on the Team AARP forum,

I then remembered we had one a year or so ago on the NCAO Forum

So, being totally unimaginative, I thought I should do one myself.

I will start it and add as time goes on, 

But feel free to add all you like in the comments section.

I am sure you guys will come up with better ones than I can.

 

Let's start,

You Know Your Too Old For Airsoft,

1. YKYTOFA when you local field requires full face mask for teens,,,and a oxygen mask for you.

2. YKYTOFA when your at the drug store looking for Depends in Muilti Cam for your next game.

3. YKYTOFA when you have given up on explaining that it's 

"Mil-sim"or "Tactical training"                       

  and just tell you wife when your leaving the house, 

" I am going to play war with the other kids"

4.YKYTOFA when you step out from behind cover to take a hit just so you can head to respawn and get a chance to sit down.

5. YKYTOFA when you take the sniper role, so you can nap a few times in the afternoon.

6. YKYTOFA when your guns have had more birthdays then your teammates.

7. YKYTOFA when you have custom mollie pouches built to hold your toilet paper and prep H.

8. YKYTOFA when the local field has a special waiver for you, that requires you to have your own EMT unit on standby.

9. YKYTOFA when you watch those hoverround commercials and wonder how would that look in Woodland camo

10. YKYTOFA when your teammates bring energy drinks and powerbars, 

while you carry Ensure and Fiber 1

11. YKYTOFA when you build a custom handle on your stock so your rifle can double as a cane.

(Kudo's to Grant)

12. YKYTOFA When you're wearing both woodland and multicam because 

your eyes can't tell the difference.

(Grant)

13. YKYTOFA When you wish Shot Show would go back to Florida. 

(Grant)

14. YKYTOFA When your mates suggest you add ris rails to your walking frame and or walking stick!

( Thanks to stewpidbear)

14. YKYTOFA when you get asked about your classic and its actually your oxygen bottle. .

(Anonymous)

15. YKYTOFA When you drop a mag on the ground and you pay another player to pick it up for you.

( love it chrishg)

 

16. YKYTOFA When the game starts you barely get to the start up point before the game ENDS.

(Chrishg)

 17. YKYTOFA when you ask the check in guy if they have a AARP discount.

18.YKYTOFA when you have to leave a game by 3 pm so you can make the dinner specials

19. YKYTOFA when someone tells you to change your nickname to "Grampa"!
(From ZEN, NCAO forums)

20. YKYTOFA when you don't worry about mouth protection - you just pop those dentures out before taking the field.
 (Mushee, via NCAO)

21. YKYTOFA when you can identify Rhodesian camo at a glance, because you saw it in Rhodesia 

( the county fell in 1980)

 You Know your too old for airsoft

When you look like this!