I have a dream, to help all airsofters unite

The following is meant as satire, it is not meant in any way to offend "friends of Bill" or any others. It is written as a joke, please take it that way.

THE TWELVE STEPS OF AIRSOFT ANONYMOUS

1. We admitted we were powerless over airsoft—that our closets, bedrooms and garages had become
unmanageable.

2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to
sanity. That power must reside in Japan at Tokyo Marui

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of our Airsoft guns and gear as we
understand it. (Explain that to your Wife, GF, or significant other)

4. Made a searching and fearless inventory of guns and gear.

5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature
of our wrongs. Like buying that Cybergun branded POS

6. Were entirely ready to have PDI remove all these defects out of our barrels.

7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings. (inability to judge MED's, how to convert MPS to FPS)

8. Made a list of all persons we had shot, and became willing to shoot
 them all again, very soon.

9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible ( sorry about that tooth), except when to do
so would injure them or others. (like when you are hosing them at 400 rounds per min)

10. Continued to take personal inventory of all our guns and gear and when we find something missing, we promptly have to buy it.

11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with
airsoft, as we understood it, praying only for knowledge of its will for us
and the power to carry that out. and not to be a troll or be a NOOB on the forums.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to
carry this message to Non-Airsofters (paintballers), and to practice these principles in all our
affairs. (even if it means that people at our job look at us funny, all the time)